A LITTLE REMINDER

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.

I can justify any shopping spree.

Don’t go to a barber, but a beauty salon

I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can manage the check book, can pump my own gas,

Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty is a masterpiece and yes it takes long,

At least I can admit to all the others when i’m wrong.

I don’t drive in circles at any cost

I don’t have a problem admitting i’m lost.

I never forget an important date,

You’ll just have to deal with it, i’m usually late.

I wont lose my hair, don’t get jock-itch

And just because i’m assertive, don’t call me a bitch.

Don’t say to your friends, “Oh yeah, I can get her”.

In your dreams dear, I could do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewelry is the best.

Look at ME idiot, not at my CHEST!

I don’t have a problem expressing my feelings.

I can tell when you’re lying, you stare at the ceiling.

Don’t call me a GIRL a BABE  a CHICK.

I’m a LADY, you idiot. Don’t you get it? You DICK.

A FRIENDLY LITTLE REMINDER.

WORTHLESS

“YOU’RE A SLUT!”
- Can you imagine your mom spitting out those exact horrid words right at your face?

I can.

I feel so worthless. So useless. Like shit. How could a MOTHER actually say that to their daughters? i feel so empty.

THAT’S JUST THE WAY IT IS

To read and believe

BEING A STUDENT

CRAP

Seriously, that’s how it feels like being a student. Especially when you’re in a situation like mine. Being a college student may be fun in the beginning, but when it’s time for the grades to be shown it’s like “Oh God hit me!”. Seriously. You’re mom’s asking and picking you for you’re grades and your dad too, and your boyfriend busy with all his shit and so it’s the same old shit for you as well. (excuse my language) You’re scared to death of how your grades are and would rather just stay in bed in front of your laptop. Well, that’s how it is for me. Ugh! This sucks. Can’t wait for all this to be over.

Hey you, whoever you are. Or if there’s actually anybody out there reading this, sorry if this is all nonsense to you, but for me it’s just an outlet. I don’t have anybody serious enough to talk to about any of this. (funny how i’d rather share it with the world, i was just curious if there’s anybody out there who actually understands me.)

Christmas is Coming Soon

Reblogged from Beatific:

Ah, the TV news programs have already started  the countdown for Christmas. The night is also beginning to be adorned with shimmering Christmas lights and colorful lanterns hanged along the streets and houses. Truly, I can already smell the sweet scent of anticipation for the coming of our savior, Jesus Christ. How I love Christmas, and surely everyone else does!

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THE NEWBEE

That’s right, HELLO WORLD! 

Hey everybody, i’m Janice and obviously i’m new. So please bear with me in whatever it is I blog about. Well first of all, I started blogging mostly because of my boyfriend. He’s always so busy and well, it kinda pisses me off. So in order to keep my mind busy, I thought, “why not start a blog about something?”. And so I did.

Well, looks like this will be my very first entry.

Hello world!

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